Come Out to Play?

It's really too pretty outside to sit around in my stuffy office sending out resumes...is there anyone out there that can come out & play today? Pleeeeeeeease? I'll owe you a cup of coffee...or an ice cream sundae...or something else yummy-like. Oh, and I'll be your best friend. C'mon, coffee AND a best friend? That's a heck of a deal...